Dog Jokes
Q: Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
A: Because his boots were at the menders!
Q: Why does a dog lick his own dick?
A: Because he cant make a fist
Q: Why does the dog bring toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he is a party pooper.
Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!
Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A: A hot dog!
Q: What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A: A sausage dog!
Q: What did the cat say to the dog?
A: Check meow-t!
Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen?
A: Use a pencil instead!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What do you call a dog that licks an electrical socket?
A: Sparky.
Q: Where did the dog fall asleep?
A: In the barking lot.
Q: What happens when you throw a ball in a dogs throat?
A: It comes out as ballshit.
Q: What's a dogs favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni.
Q: What time is it when ten dogs chase a cat?
A: Ten After One.
Q: What do you call a dog with a Rolex?
A: A watch dog.
Q: Why was the cat scared of the tree?
A: Because of its bark.
Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A: A petticoat!
Q: What do you call a dog with a fever?
A: A hot dog.
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