Halloween Jokes
Why couldn't the witch have children?
Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man!
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween?
Pump kin!
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?
On Fry Day
What's a monsters favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you call a Halloween boner?
Petrified wood
What do you call a dancing ghost?
Polka-haunt-us
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A "hollow-weenie!"
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house?
The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).
How do you write a book about halloween?
With a ghostwriter.
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