Chipmunk Jokes
Q: Why do chipmunks swim on there back?
A: To keep their nuts dry!
Q: Why did the chipmunk cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: Why was the chipmunk late for work?
A: Traffic was NUTS.
Q: How many chipmunks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Actually, none because chipmunks only change bulbs that are NUT broken.
Q: Why does it take more than one chipmunk to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Because they're so darn stupid!
Q: Why can't you be friends with a chipmunk?
A: They drive everyone nuts.
Q: Why do Chip N Dale sit on their butts all day?
A: To keep their nuts dry!
Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A: A chipmunk.
Q: What do you call a chubby chipmunk?
A: Theodorable.
Q: Why shouldn't you rape a tree?
A: There might be a chipmunk in there looking for nuts.
Q: Why don't chipmunks wear skinny jeans?
A: Because their nuts won't fit.
Q: How does Alvin the Chipmunk like to drive a car?
A: Fast and Furry-ous.
Q: Why did the chipmunk take apart the classic car?
A: To get down to the nuts and bolts.
Q: Why couldn't the chipmunk eat the macadamia nut?
A: It was one tough nut to crack.
Q: Why shouldn't you let Alvin drive a boat?
A: He's likely to get Chipwrecked.
Q: What do you call 144 chipmunks in a box?
A: Gross!
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