Thanksgiving Funny Jokes And Riddles Ever
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What do you call the day in November when your son and all his cousins get rowdy?
Spanksgiving.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
"If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey?
We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving! If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving,
what does a turkey want?
It simply wants to run away.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
God save the kin.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner?
Skanksgiving.
What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Which cat discovered America?
Christofurry Columbus
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers
Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
Pilgrimage.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?
Puritan.
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain?
Pil-grimace.
What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
Pilgrammar.
What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim?
Pilgrim Reaper.
What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus?
Gobbleheads.
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultrygeist!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he's already stuffed! In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey. If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
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