Bat Jokes
Q: What's a bats favorite desert?
A: I-Scream!
Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A: Every night he turns into a bat.
Q: How do you write a book about Bats?
A: With a ghostwriter.
Q: Did you hear about the two bats meeting?
A: It was love at first bite!
Q: What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
A: blood-thirsty hacker baby
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
Q: What did the pitcher tell the bat?
A: Batter-up.
Q: Where do bats keep their money?
A: The blood bank!!!
Q: How do bats tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope.
Q: What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Q: What did the grape say when the bat squished on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: What is the first thing that bats learn at school?
A: The alphabat.
Q: When does a bat go "mooooo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: Who were the original transformers?
A: Vampire bats!
Q: What's more amazing than a talking bat?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What did the bat say to the diabetic?
A: Nice knawing you!
Q: What do you call a bat with ebola?
A: African batman.
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