Witch Jokes Funny

Witch Jokes Funny

Daily jokes

Q: What did the goblin say to the witch? 

A: I don't know you tell me! 

Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school? 

A: Spelling 

Q: Why don't witches wear underwear when riding their broomsticks? 

A: So they can get a better grip! 

Q: What do u get when theres a witch in the desert? 

A: You get a sandwich. 

Q: What do witches get at hotels? 

A: Broom service 

Q: What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween? 

A: Can i have the keys to the broom tonight. 

Q: Who was the most famous witch detective? 

A: Warlock Holmes 

Q: What do they teach in witching school? 

A: Spelling. 

Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? 

A: They're afraid of flying off the handle 

Q: What do witches use in their hair? 

A: Scare-spray 

Q: Why couldn't Dorothy tell the bad witch from the good witch? 

A: Because she didn't know which witch was which! 

Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? 

A: Her husband had a hallow weenie. 

Q: How do you make a Witch scratch herself? 

A: Take away the W! 

Q: How do you know a witch invented the alphabet? 

A: Because you have to spell it. 

Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? 

A: A sand-witch. 

Q: Why does a witch ride a broom? 

A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord. 

Q: What do you call a witch's garage? 

A: A broom closet.