Leap Day Jokes Funny
What do athletes wear on Leap Day?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call a talking Kangaroo?
Unbe-Leap-able.
Where do most people eat on Leap Day?
IHOP.
What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day?
Hip Hop.
What do kids play on Leap Day?
Hop-scotch
What do you tell a hitchhiker on Leap Day?
Hop In.
What did baby kangaroo say to mama kangaroo?
Don't leap me hanging.
What does a lawyer do on Leap Day?
Jump to conclusions.
What is a frog's favorite time of year?
Leap Day.
What do you call a talking frog?
A quantum leap.
What do surgeons perform on Leap Day?
Hop-erations.
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