Circus Jokes--Funny Jokes Jokes

Circus Jokes 

Did you hear about the circus fire? 

Yeah, it was in'tents'. 

What did the egg say to the clown? 

You crack me up! 

How do you get a retired carnie off your porch? 

Pay him for the pizza. 

What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant's toes? 

Slow clowns. 

Did you hear about the circus clown funeral? 

All his friends came in one car. 

How do you make a juggler laugh? 

You tickle his balls. 

Why did the elephant leave the circus? 

He was tired of working for peanuts. 

How do you kill a circus clown? 

Go for the juggler! Why don't cannibals eat clowns? 

Because they taste funny! 

Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton. 

Why don't sharks eat clowns? They taste funny. How is being at the singles bar different from going to the circus? 

At the circus the clowns don't talk. Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all screaming. 

I manufactured clown shoes.....which was no small feat. My departed uncle was a circus clown. 

After he died all his friends came to the funeral in one car. Is your dad a carnie (carnival worker) 

Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight. Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference.