Funny Jokes For A Girl To Tell One Liners

Funny Jokes For A Girl To Tell One Liners

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."

I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together..

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!

Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!