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Thứ Tư, 27 tháng 7, 2016

Signs Of The 21st Century--Funny Jokes Jokes

SIGNS OF THE 21ST CENTURY



-- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

-- You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.

-- You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you couldn't name your neighbor.

-- When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to "credit or debit" -- what the hell is "cash"?

-- You think "music in the air" refers to free downloads.

-- You lose touch with any family member who doesn't have an email address.

-- Second-day delivery takes way too long.

-- You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.

- A "half day" means leaving at 5 p.m.

-- You find jokes on computers, not in books or word of mouth.

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